Things That Made Us LOL

Slippery pants
Back to Brooke
Resolutionize
I have zip tie experience
Mom #1, #2, #3, #4
AT work
Randy doesn't give a foot
Who would think of putting those together?
It's never back to me
When Clint and Brooke get together the maturity level drops
Now we have 2 three year olds instead of 1
We're not playing leap frog
Want a saltine cracker?
She's at it again
Do the kids want berry cobbler?
Dad's making omelette's wake up - on nevermind, we're out of eggs
moisture testing hand
Dad shoots water in BJ's eye
You guys eat SO much food!
I think the refrigerator is leaking - no the boards are just settling
Mom - do we want water?
Quit having fun and start cleaning
Great! A knife thrower with a conscience
Lesson learned - don't play games with Anna
Now those lights are out too?
It looks like Christmas threw up in here
Is it a family portrait?
Because he's related to her
He's breathing my carbon monoxide
Priesthood responsibility
Dang it!  Now I have to tell BJ he's right again
Stay away
Jacob's voice just cracked
When going on a late night run to Aldi, you have to include some planning.  For instance who is going
     to bring the quarter?
Parker Lasson average intelligence
None of us are as dumb as all of us
I can't go to the Y, my tooth is loose

Holiday Cooking is Hazardous to your Health

As a public service announcement, I'm here to tell you that holiday cooking is hazardous to your health.  Not only are the extra fat and calories harmful, but you can hurt yourself too!  This year I burned the palm of my hand while making toffee.  I know true talent!  On top of that, I grated the tip of my finger while shopping for zester tools.  Seriously, too dangerous for me! I should stick to cold cereal.

However, so your efforts aren't wasted, here's last night's caramel corn recipe - it was awesome wasn't it?

16 cups poped popcorn - unsalted
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup butter
1/4 cup light corn syrup
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla

Place 16 cups popped popcorn in a large brown grocery bag. Combine brown sugar, corn syrup, butter and salt in an 8 cup microwavable bowl. Microwave on high for 2 minutes or until mixture bubbles. Stir well. Boil for 3 minutes, stirring after each minute. Add soda and vanilla. Stir well, as mixture will foam up. Pour over the popcorn in the bag. Roll top closed and shake very well. Microwave on high 1 minute. Shake well. Microwave on high 1 more minute and shake well. Microwave 30 seconds on high, shake well. Pour onto 2 cookie sheets and let cool. Store in airtight container.